Alfie wears a brown hat, a white shirt with a light blue tie, purple jacket, and dark blue pants. He has brown hair and has black eyes. He can be seen in Anita's cafe, often with a green bottle of unknown liquid, but by the redness of his face, it may be alcohol.
Alfie is a regular customer at Anita's café. It is even rumored that his visits account for half of her total sales. He loves talking to young people, but his enthusiasm is rarely reciprocated.