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Ashley's Song is a song from WarioWare: Touched! on the Nintendo DS. It played during Ashley's minigames. The English and Japanese version of the song would later appear in Super Smash Bros. Brawl with a few altered lyrics.

Lyrics

Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
You'd better learn my name 'cause I am
Ashley!
She knows the darkest spells and she brews the meanest potions.
You might be the ingredient I seek.
Don't let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor.
You should be afraid of the great
Ashley!
She doesn't play with dolls and she never combs her hair.
Who has time for girly things like that?
Eye of newt, I cast a hex on you.
Grandma's wig, this will make you big.
Kitten spit, soon your pants won't fit.
Pantalones Giganticus! Oh, no, not again...
She can rule the world and still finish all her homework.
Everyone knows I'm the greatest
Ashley!
You'd better watch your step or she'll cast a spell on you.
I turned my teacher into a spoon.
I refer to my spell book, and, yes, it's true:
I don't have as many friends as you.
But I think you're nice and maybe we could be friends.
And if you say no, you're toast.
Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
You'd better learn my name 'cause I am
Ashley!
Just remember this when you meet her on the street:
I'm the cruelest girl you'll ever meet.

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