List of quotes made by Bowser.
From the games[]
- "But... But I'm Bowser! I'm grade-A, 100% prime-cut final boss! I'm going to take over the world any day now! No way am I helping Mario! He's always trashing my awesome plans."
- "Mario always defeats me... This time I became invincible and I STILL couldn't beat him!"
- "Fungah! Foiled again!!"
From the cartoons[]
- "The courage beyond compare, the bravery beyond description, I praise this great hero, the superior fiend... me."
- "If I didn't deserve this, I wouldn't give it to me."
- "No one asks for a trap faster than a plumber!"
- "OK, that does it! You're all gonna be Koopatized!"
- "There'll be other crooked races, and other ways to cheat!"
- "Don't question my orders, you rotten rodent! Just do it!"
- "Stop wisecracking, mushroom, or I'll turn you into soap!"
- "Fool! Those pinhead plumbers are bound to try to rescue Princess Toadstool, and I intend to capture them before they do."
- "Koopa Sez, everybody go to the Dome Castle, and get Mario and Luigi, and bring them to me!"
- "Are my dinosaurs in for a treat! Kinda high in cholesterol, but I'm sure they can handle it!"
- "Have a Merry Cave Christmas, bone brain! Remember, 'Oogtar' spelled backwards is 'rat goo'!"
- "Mouser, read those phony charges me and you cooked up!"
- "I had so much fun as your crooked judge I decided to become your cruel warden!"
- "Ohh, I hate it when my tootsie-wootsies get wet!"
- "Eight Egg Scoopa Koopas coming up! Cook 'em good! No one likes runny eggs, dinobrain!"
- "Hey, don't forget the special Scoopa Sauce. A little scoop'll do ya, haha!"
- "Shake it up! Time is money!"
- "How can I plunder your kingdom if I don't get my beauty rest!?"
- "Top this, turkey-mouth!"
- "Hey, what are you staring at? Haven't you ever seen a reptile ready to conquer the world?"
- "It's not neat stuff, you nincomkoop! It's the same trash we had before! Now get rid of it! And this time, see that it doesn't come back!"
- "Quiet, Koopalings! I'm the king here! I'll decide what land we're gonna take over!"
- "It's a dirty job, but somebody gets to do it!"
- "Kooky, what are you doing? I'm your dear old King Dad!"
- "I'll get you for this, Mario!"
- "Knock it off, knuckleheads! I'm not doing exercises; I'm having a temper tantrum!"
- "Clams, coins, old socks, we're given' em away!"
- "You will grow up to be sneaky, two-faced, cheating illiterates, just like your dad!"
- "If I want something, I'll just take it!"
- "I wouldn't do that, plunger-face, not if you want to see your precious princess again!"
- "Now you'll see why I modestly call myself a genius."
- "That's a cruel, rotten, disgusting idea - and I love it!"
- "Hey! Who's been foolin' with my wands?"
- "I'd love to save you, kids, but I just remembered I have a tail-styling appointment in another warp zone!"
- "Costumed plumbers at your service, ma'am! We make plumbing a party!"
- "Keep your crown on! You want people to think I'm marrying a nag?"
- "Fire a warning shot! ...On second thought, blow the plumber-boys and the Princess right off the boat!"
- "Well, two can play at that game! And I know how to cheat."
- "These fireballs are fantastic! Think of the destruction; think of the wreckage; think of how much this'll lower my heating bill!"
- "These are not disguises! I am Bowser Koopa! King Koopa to you!"
- "Boy, have I got Mighty Plumber conned! I wonder what I'll buy with all those gold coins? An ocean liner? A Koopa DeVille?"
- "All right, come and get your burgers! And eat fast. We're gonna celebrate the capture of those faucet freaks, by letting me win a baseball game!"
- "This is easier than talkin' Kootie Pie into a shopping spree!"
- "That's a lie! I don't need a potion to be nice! And I'll pound anyone who says I do into mush!"
- "Gimmie back Hip's magic wand! It's Koopa property, and it's rightfully mine!"
From the comics[]
- "I should never have quit my day job!"
- "I wonder if I can put Lemmy up for adoption?"
- "My ol' pop used to say in these situations, 'Son, when you put your mind to it, there's no problem big enough to run away from!'"
- "My beautiful fortress [has vanished]! And I was going to conquer the world on Tuesday!"
- "So what? I'll take brute force and a bad attitude over smarts and education any day, 'cause Ignorance is Bliss!"
From the Nintendo Adventure Books[]
- "You've got to let me out [of this cage]. Do it for old times' sake. On second thought, do it in spite of old times' sake."
From The Super Mario Bros. Movie[]
- "My army! Koopas! Goombas! Whatever those things are! After years of searching for the Super Star, IT IS FINALLY OURS! I AM NOW THE MOST POWERFUL TURTLE IN THE WORLD! Soon we will arrive at the Mushroom Kingdom, where after years of being sworn enemies, I will ask their princess to marry me IN A FAIRY TALE WEDDING!"
- "Not sure if you know who I am, but I'm about to marry a princess and rule the world. But there's one problem, Luigi. There's a human traveling with my fiancé; has a mustache, just like you. Do you know him?"
- "Open the gates...or die!"
- "I finally found it, AND NOW NO ONE CAN STOP ME!!"
- "Goodbye, Mario."
- "GET HIM OUT OF MY SIGHT!! We'll see how tough this Mario is when he watches me KILL HIS BROTHER!!!"
- "THEN I WILL POWER UP WITH THE STAR, AND DESTROY THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM!"
- "LAUNCH THE BOMBER BILL AND DESTROOOYY THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM!!!!"
- "YOU RUINED MY WEDDING!! I WAS FINALLY GONNA BE HAPPY!!! NOW YOU WILL SUFFER LIKE MEEEE!!!!!"
- "You really thought you could stop ME?! YOU WORTHLESS, WEAK LITTLE NOTHING! COME OUT AND FIGHT! Or are you too scared?!"
- "I guess love really makes a guy come out of his shell."
- "So prepare yourselves for the best wedding ever. It's gonna ROCK!"
- "NO! THAT'S MINE!!"
- "Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, I love you, oh"
Other[]
- "RAWR! Wreck-It Ralph got robbed" (Tweeted by Nintendo of America after Wreck-It Ralph lost the Oscar vote)
- "I've gone up against the best, the strongest. Who'd I gone up against? Godzilla! I ate him for lunch. I'm the biggest, baddest turtle dragon alive! You think I'm scared of you? You make me laugh." (Jack Black on his role as Bowser in The Super Mario Bros. Movie)