These are quotes said by Donkey Kong.
- "Banana slamma!!"
- "Hmmm, to know everything, I must give up everything... HEY! Little buddy, I'm giving you my tie collection!"
- "Ohh... feels like I got the stuffing knocked out of me... Oh no! I did get the stuffing knocked out of me! Where's my stuffing?!"
- "Arr, you got me confused with someone else. I'm Donkey Croc the pirate, arr, and I'm looking for Donkey Kong the... [mimics monkey] ...ape."
- "That's not mine! Look, there's still a piece of banana inside! I never leave a banana bit! Can I have it?"
- "I've never known any problem that couldn't be solved with a little nap."
- "Help, Diddy! I've fallen, and I can't get up! Can you pass me a banana, little buddy?"
- "It's hard to believe anybody this cute could have everybody so mad at him."
- "It's more fun bein' in one of these biplanes than on top of some skyscraper!"
- DK: Boy, it sure is nice having the Crystal Coconut back.
- Cranky: You can say that again!
- DK: Boy, it sure is nice having...
- Cranky: Now zip your lip and listen! I've got something that'll snap Eddie the Mean Old Yeti out of his mean old mood!
- DK: Eddie's not the only one who could use some of that.
- Cranky: I heard that!
- Inca Dinka Du: Donkey... share... everyone.
- Diddy: No kidding! Tell DK and it'll be all over Kongo Bongo before you can say "Spill the Beans"!
- DK: What do you mean? I can keep a secret!
- Diddy: Yeah, right. Like the time I told you about my rash? And the time Cranky told you about his rash? And the time Candy told you about her...
- DK: Allrightallrightallright! I get the picture!
- DK: What's [Leonardo DeAperio] got that I don't have?
- Diddy: Well, movie-star good looks, movie-star fame, movie star money...
- DK: I've been in lots of movies.
- Candy: Huh?
- DK: Every Saturday afternoon I sit right in the front row.