Quotes said by Larry Koopa.
- "The only way you guys are gonna eat, is by shopping at the Koopamart. So long, suckers!"
- "Don't just help him, STAND THERE!"
- "Oops! He's got more (growl) than everrrrrr!"
- "It's time for a little fun in the great Koopa tradition! We're challenging Mario and the dino-dweeb to a game of football. Also making his first appearance as a football, and probably his last, will be Luigi the egg!"