These are quotes said by Luigi.


From the games

  • "I wanna be a great plumber like my brother Mario."
  • "What? Stay home and take care of the house? Man, that's not exciting at all!"
  • "Mr. Koopa Koot wants my autograph? Me? I guess I'm a little bit of a celebrity after all."
  • "I'm a-Luigi, number one!"

From the cartoons

  • "He's too busy eatin', Mario. He's your kind of horse."
  • "Poor dinosaur, he doesn't know the indigestion he's in for!"
  • "Look at all that loot! Diamonds, gold, rubies! It must be worth over 100 bucks!"
  • [regarding Aladdin's lamp] "So what's all the magic mumbo-jumbo about? What are you gonna do? Pull a rabbit out of it?"
  • "There, that oughta hold those fish-brained foes. Now to rescue Mario!"
  • "Hey! That's my brother Mario, you three-faced double-crosser!"
  • "Yeesh, what a mess! Am I glad I don't live here."
  • "Hey, thirty-love, Princess! That Fire Plant serving machine sure was a good idea!"
  • "YIKES! Now we're ALL gondolas!"
  • "Crama's here in Koopalot? I mean, uh, Koopa's here in Cramalot? Sheesh, let's split this place."
  • "Mario, think of all the fun we had as kids! All the drains we unclogged! Rememberdatimeyalstyafaveritscrewdrivernigaveyaonevmin?"
  • "That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!"
  • "Well, like they say in Brooklyn, early to bed, early to catch the worm. Or is it the bagel?"
  • "When it comes to food, Mario's got a one-track mind."

From the comics

  • "That's a mirage, your royal nincompoopship!"
  • "Actually, I had planned on spending the afternoon flossing my teeth."

From the movie

  • "I hope the guy downstairs knows where we're goin'."

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