The following is a list of quotes from TimeSplitters: Future Perfect.
- "Ya think you can keep up?"
- "People who use their own names for their passwords deserve to be hacked."
- "Which unit are you with? Oh, never mind. We can talk later. This sector is hot. We've gotta keep moving."
- "Way to travel back in time and come to your own rescue."
- "I'm always amazed the universe will tolerate the two of you together like this."
- "Listen Cortez, you are authorized to terminate Crow on sight."
- "There's the base. Just think, I'm in there!"
- "Oh, Cortez. You're my hero."
- "Good shot, old man."
- "Right idea, old bean, but...mmm, that's the wrong portcullis."
- "They made you do what? Like a monkey!? Those bounders!"
- "Pretty stealthy. Maybe in space no one can hear you, but down here you're noisier than a blaze in a fireworks factory."
- "It ain't cool takin' another guys girl, man."
- "Hey, Spaceman, wanna go to a party?"
- "Looks like your time is up."
- "They say this house is haunted, but it's just stories to frighten kids."
- "I'm gonna, like, need therapy after this."
- "Ugh! Will the grossness never end?"
- "I'm nearly loose, just keep the zombies away from me."
- "Surrender or be destroyed."
- "By your command."
- "Eat my laser. Eat it!"
- "I am the pinnacle of creation. I am a robot."
- "I only wanted to be loved."
- "It's time to split!"
- "Good job, past me."
- "Way to go, future me. Nothing can stand up to two Cortezes."
- "Are there really ghosts, or are you messin' with me"?
- "This time travelin' is really startin' to get on my nerves."
- "One wrong move and we're all paradoxed."
Space Marine soldiers
- "The Splitter mothership's comin' down! Yee-haa!"
- "Shoot anything with teeth bigger than it's face."
U-Genix security droid
- "I had a test subject explode on me this morning. It's all in my hair and everything."
- "Game over, man! Game over!"