aka Noah Tomlin

  • I live in Toronto, Ontario
  • I was born on August 27
  • My occupation is Student
  • I am Male
  • Noahtomlin

    Quick, what's the worst possible thing you could ever do when given a microphone at a shareholders' meeting? Why, insult their entire industry and make incredibly stupid justifications for your position as shareholder, following it up with a completely out-of-left-field logical fallacy, of course!

    One... particularly dense individual at Nintendo's annual shareholders' meeting expressed concern over Nintendo's falling stocks. Okay, fair enough. Then he follows it up with this gem: "I'm concerned about the falling stock price. I own stock, but I don't own a single Nintendo product. I believe games are a waste of time. By the way, the reason I own Nintendo stock is because the name is nice, it's in Kyoto and it was listed in the year of my birth."…

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