List of quotes made by Von Kaiser.
Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!![]
- "Surrender! Or I will conquer you!"
- "I will teach you a lesson. You will fall down!"
- "I was a boxing teacher... at the military academy!"
- "Your punch is soft... just like your heart!"
Punch-Out!! (Wii)[]
In this game, Von Kaiser speaks in German.
First Fight[]
- "Ich bin eine Kampfmaschine! Mein Name: Von Kaiser!" ("I'm a battle-machine! My name: Von Kaiser!"; "Kampf" can mean either battle, fight, or combat.)
- "Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Deine Stunde hat geschlagen!" ("Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Your time has come!")
- "Achtung!" ("Attention!")
- "Ich geh' nach links... ich geh nach rechts..." *self satisfied laughter* ("I go left... i go right...")
- "Weitermachen!!" ("Continue", or rather "Keep fighting")
- "Wo bist du denn? ... Mamiii!" ("Where are you? ... mommyyy!")
- "HILFEEE!!!" ("HEEELP!!!")